her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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