i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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