Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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