girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think a kid would responsible me up
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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