Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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