i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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