My girlfriend figured out who you are.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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