Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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