Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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