Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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