i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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