I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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