K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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