I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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