have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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