If that was your dad, he is hot
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
This baby is an asshole
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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