I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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