Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
