Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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