she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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