everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
