Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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