I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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