great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
