If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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