I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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