Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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