Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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