absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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