You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
