So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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