Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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