NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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