I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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