office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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