Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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