Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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