Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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