You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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