Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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