..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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