ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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