4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
