: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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