is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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