is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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