Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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