doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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