Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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