I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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